“Every night, I sleep in a hammock made from the bones of my enemies. And once, this is true, in a misguided effort to impress Angie Dickinson, I swallowed a philips screwdriver!”
– Larry King
Category: Miscellany
Homeless posts that need to be beaten, set on fire, and pissed on…not necessarily in that order…
PowerPoint is the Devil
Yes, your PowerPoint is the Devil!
No one should ever use it! To make certain that this point is crystal clear, I’ve put together a brief, 13-slide PowerPoint Presentation, saved in PDF format, which, as everyone knows, is proof against it’s evil animated powers!
Meat Puppetry: My Room…
“My room is a graveyard of empty pickled sausage jars in a swamp of spit bottles and chicks with dicks jokes.” ~ Big Jim, July 21, 2015
Hello World!
c:\>helloworld.bat
@ECHO OFF :10 COLOR 05 ECHO HelL0 World!!! COLOR 04 ECHO He1lo World!!! COLOR 06 ECHO h3llo World!!! COLOR 07 ECHO hEllo ~ World!!! COLOR 02 ECHO hello w0rld!!! COLOR 03 ECHO Hell0 Wor1d!!! COLOR 01 ECHO HelLo WorlD!!! GOTO 10
SPAM, meet Lead!
It’s amazing how soon comment spammers start creeping in so soon after a fresh site’s creation! While I give them a ‘D’ for determination, I’ve setup enough of these to know how to handle them…
Disclaimer: No worthless spambots or their masters were harmed in the making of the this post. Instead, an anti-spam plugin was deployed, and has discarded a metric crap tonne of junk comments…still, the illustration above looks like a lot more fun :)…