This is Bob...err...Meatloaf...Meatloaf has bitch-tits.
Serves 4-8 people, but only two at a time.
Prep for as long as you need.
Cook until one person taps out or goes unconscious.
Servings: 16 Space Monkeys
Calories: 775kcal
Ingredients
Ketchup glaze
- 3/4 cup ketchup
- 2 tbsps brown sugar
Meat
- 3 lbs ground pork sausage
- 3 lbs ground beef (80/20)
- 15 oz italian bread crumbs
- 1 lbs bacon
- 2 whole eggs
Vegetables
- 1 lbs sweet peppers (red, orange, green) diced
- 1 large green bell pepper diced
- 1 large white onion diced
- 3 tbsps garlic minced
- 1 tbsp rice vinegar
- 2 tbsps olive oil extra virgin
Instructions
Meatloaf
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Dice all of the vegetables and place them a large bowl. Keep your pistols nearby for motivational purposes.
- Add vinegar to the diced vegetables and mix well. Lightly sweat the vegetables in the olive oil. Combine the ground beef, sausage, vegetables, breadcrumbs and eggs into a large roasting or loaf pan. Pound with fists into cookie dough (imagine you're destroying something beautiful).
- Lay strips of bacon in a lattice pattern over the top of the bitch tit. If unsure how to do this, please refer to the Crazy Russian Hacker's instructional video (http://tiny.cc/u76a2x).
- Cover the Robert Paulson and place in the oven for 1 hour (or until his rectal temperature reaches 165 degrees).
Ketchup Glaze
- While Meatloaf is baking-off, combine ketchup and sugar in a small sauce pan over low heat - stirring constantly. Pour over the Meatloaf in the last 15 minutes of cooking time.
Notes
Instruct your guests to bring:
- 2 pairs of black shirt
- 2 pairs of black pants
- 1 pair of combat boots
- Two pairs of black socks
- One black jacket
- $300 personal burial money
- 2 pairs of black pants
- 1 pair of combat boots
- Two pairs of black socks
- One black jacket
- $300 personal burial money